TOP THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WOKE UP WITH A PENIS FOR THE DAY

* Get a blowjob!
* Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
* Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
* Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
* Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
* Touch myself in public without a thought as to how improper it may seem.
* Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
* Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
* Repeat the first one!!

What would you do ladys!! lol

WORDS WOMEN USE.....a giude for the men out there who still dont understand woman talk! lol

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

I AM SO GOING TO CAUSE YOU ALOT OF PAIN IN A SEC.
The most dangerous statement a woman can make to a guy!
Dont stand around and contiune the fight or talk back just cover your balls and run! dont not look back haha

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.. Just say you're welcome.


yip i think thats enough crap for the day!! have a good one all!!